今天的辦公室充滿著戰鬥力
早上到達公司後還因為昨天淋雨而頭暈暈
而從十點多開始
電話和訂單的傳真就一直不斷的湧進
提起精神來反而越戰越勇
辦公室同事也異常配合的
想在月底的倒數幾個工作天
達成這個月預計的業績
實在是沒有時間去想別的
頭痛的感覺也就消失的無影無蹤

直到了現在雙手已經有些不聽使喚了呢!!!
From Too Much Typing . ...

我的中打還在練習的階段.
沒有多餘的力氣在一個字一個字
打出今天的心情了

今天po 個原文短笑話與您們分享囉!!!


                                                                   The Vibrator..

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As A Mom Passes Her Daughter's Closed Bedroom Door, She Heard A Strange Buzzing Noise Coming From Within. Opening The Door, She Observed Her Daughter Giving Herself A Real Workout With A Vibrator. Shocked, She Asked: What In The World Are You Doing?"

The Daughter Replied: "mom, I'm Thirty-five Years Old, Unmarried, And This Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband! Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone."

The Next Day, The Girl's Father Heard The Same Buzz Coming From The Other Side Of The Closed Bedroom Door. Upon Entering The Room, He Observed His Daughter Making Passionate Love To Her Vibrator. To His Query As To What She Was Doing, The Daughter Said: "dad I'm Thirty-five, Unmarried, And This Thing Is About As Close As I'll Ever Get To A Husband. Please, Go Away And Leave Me Alone."

A Couple Days Later, Mom Came Home From A Shopping Trip, Placed The Groceries On The Kitchen Counter, And Heard That Buzzing Noise Coming From, Of All Places, The Living Room. She Entered That Area And Observed Her Husband Sitting On The Couch, Downing A Cold Beer, And Staring At The TV. The Vibrator Was Next To Him On The Couch, Buzzing Like Crazy.

The Wife Asked: "what The Hell Are You Doing?"

The Husband Replied: "I'm Watching Football With My Son-in-law."