經過了兩個Long and Busy working days.

今天絲毫沒有 cool down 的趨勢

早上一樣忙碌到下午3.4 點才有時間休息

也在今天中午不到就達到本月份的Target goal

當然這是一個令人振奮的好現象

只是這樣的操法,

真的會讓人吃不太消呢

今天中午和幾位釣魚同好約好一起釣魚

這個週末

Malibu 海邊舉辦Yak Fishing Tournament

聽說這次的Jack pot第一名會得到  Cash 獎金500 多塊

還有機會可以抽出一艘全新的Kayak

蠻誘惑人的獎勵

這次舉辦的是為3次不同時間地點的 Springs Tournament

累積的最佳成績還有1000 元的總獎金

當然我不能錯過這樣的機會囉

今天還是繼續 PO 一個原文笑話分享給您

希望能為 TGI Friday 帶來一個歡樂的早晨

  >_<

A pregnant women with triplets was walking down the street in Compton when she gets shot 3 times.

Both she and the babies survive, but each baby ends up with a bullet inside them.

16 years later, the mother is reading a newspaper on the couch when her 1st daughter comes,

She says "Mom, guess what, when I took a dump, I found a bullet in the toilet!" The mother just waved it off.

when her second daughter comes. She says "Mom, guess what, I was taking a piss when I found a bullet in the toilet!'

The mother, a little annoyed, just waves it off again.

when her son comes up to her laughing. He starts "Hey mom, guess what..."

when the mother throws her newspaper on the floor and yells "What, did you find a bullet in the toilet too!"

 The son calmly shakes is head and says

"No, but when I was wagging off, I shot the dog!"- 

一個懷有三胞胎的婦女走在Compton 市的街道上被開了3槍
幸運的母親和小孩都平安的存活了下來,
但是子彈卻分別留在3個小孩身上
16 年後某天
媽媽坐在客廳的沙發上看報紙,
第一個女兒驚慌的跑來說
"媽..我在上一號的時候發現馬桶內有一顆子彈"
媽媽不以為意的揮一揮手把女兒打發走了
一會兒後.2 女兒也驚慌的跑來,
媽咪..我剛才在上小號的時候.在馬桶裡發現了一顆子彈
媽媽這時有點煩的也揮手把女兒打發了

過了不久.  當媽媽繼續在閱讀報紙時,

第三個兒子笑著跑來說..

媽媽歐媽媽.. 我剛剛阿………

媽媽很生氣的甩開報紙在地上說

幹什麼,,,你是不是也在馬桶找到一顆子彈

兒子笑著搖搖頭說..不.. 我剛剛在  wagging off (自慰) 時. 打死了一隻狗 ^_^

註: City of Compton 是個在洛杉磯`地區犯罪率高, 蠻危險的城市

照片為飛機上拍攝的 Los Angeles Down Town 空照圖



Happy Friday !!!

Ken