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篇名: April fools day
作者: Hotchkiss 日期: 2007.04.02  天氣:  心情:

 
在台灣已經是四月二號的今天.
卻是我們這裡的 April Fool’s Day
早上起床後
太陽公公躲在一陣大濃霧後面
躲在被窩裡和好朋友在MSN聊聊天
直到十點多鐘才準備好出門逛街
開車帶著 Sam 到Lakewood Mall 去晃晃
走了幾家電器行還是找不到 Wii 的主機
不是說今天會有 shipment 的嗎?
騙我們今天會有貨
然後讓大家白跑一趟….
以為我會因此而買點別的嗎??
偏不吃這套
轉身離開時,
剛剛才和我們打招呼的店員有些驚訝呢
我想這也是 Stores 給我們的愚人節禮物吧
今年的 April Fools Day 就如此平淡的過去了
不好玩…..都沒有機會作弄到朋友 ^_^// 
等待下次的機會囉

 
Joke of the day
  





Poor guy




A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"






Happy Monday

Ken
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